NO ROMO(HOMO)
Romo's last minute fuck up costs boys the season
by : Cypher

January 8,2007

For fuck sake! This is what it came down to? A rookie QB placing the ball down so the kicker can KICK the ball through the sticks, easy right? Well apparently butter fingers Tony Romo decided to royally fuck himself and the city of Dallas when the ball just happened to slip through his oily hands. To his credit Romo recovered it and in a spark of genius tried to bull rush through for a touchdown only to get run over by the Seahawks Defense at the ONE yard line, great fucking job asshole.

19 yards, nineteen motherfucking yards was the length of the kick that Cowboy's kicker Martin Gramatica had to kick for the game winner. Gramatica, who has been pretty automatic for the Cowboys since replacing Mike Vanderjagt a.k.a. the biggest choke artist in recent memory (how does the most accurate field goal kicker in the history of the NFL supremely fuck up a 46 yard field goal attempt wide and really WIDE right in the AFC title game 2006) has to be fucking stewing at his obviously retarded quarterback. And with that said, queue the tears, after bumbling the snap Romo instead of standing up like a man, taking it and walking off the field with some sort of dignity, begins to cry like a little girl who just had her lollypop stolen and smacked upside her head by Tigger at Disney World. There is no crying in football pussy. Speaking of pussy and football, how does a Quarterback get to the pro bowl for only FIVE games, are you shitting me? Romo ended up replacing the stationary ancient robotic Cowboys quarterback Drew Bledsoe midseason and went on to win five of his first six starts meanwhile he was getting linked by the media to dating super whore Jessica "I got gangbanged by the entire cast of Jackass while my husband was out of town" Simpson. Apparently thats all it takes to be selected into the Pro Bowl and yet you have wide reciever for the Cowboys Terrell Owens leading the entire league in touchdown passes with a fucked up hand getting rejected because he is to much of an attention whore with the media. Go fucking figure. Now Romo is drinking his way to oblivion, by himself, on his couch, with no super whore and not even his own mother by his side, how does that feel Mr. Pro Bowl? How does it feel that your the laughing stock of the NFL and the center of hatred in the city of Dallas? How does it feel that whatever current super whore your dating is currently getting fucked six ways by the Seattle SeaHawk defensive line? Is that another tear I am sensing?

All in all, you know the old saying right? There is always next year! Well, you know what? Fuck next year, and fuck you Romo. No Romo (homo).