Michael Vick : Dog Hunter
Vick indicted by a federal grand jury on felony and misdemeanor charges involving Dog-Fighting, yeah so?
by : Cypher

August 2, 2007

So one day you get up out of bed and turn on ESPN News and there it is, Vick and three other guys are indicted by federal grand jury on some dog-fighting. I ask myself, do I really give a shit? The answer is no.

July 17, 2007 is the date that Vick got indicted with operating an interstate dog fighting business called Bad New Kennels that's based off some property he owns in Virginia. To make matters worse his buddy that got indicted with him strikes a deal with the prosecution to snitch on Vick, oh my damn. Apparently the poster-boy for Valtrex was directly involved in handling the payouts for the gambling and either killing or simply straight fucking up the dogs that under-performed or lost in their bouts, tough break poodles. The result of this was his suspension from the NFL by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, and why the fuck for? It's only a bunch of four-legged, ass licking, and occasionally baby rapist beasts. With that recent report of a baby getting raped by a pitbull or some shit you have to figure these little tail waggers deserved to be put in the ring against each other with the loser being placed in a real doggie bag. So with all the media circus surrounding this shit, those pussies over at Nike dropped their deal with Vick aswell as several other companies. As if Nike knows anything of morals, I suppose if Michael Vick stuck some little chinese kids in a sweatshop he'd have gotten an extension. And Not only was this story all over ESPN but also on every news channel on the planet, are you fucking serious? There's bigger things in the world to report on than Vick fucking up some dogs, how about the war? How about the North American Union? Good old media, they sure got their priorities in order, never passes up the opportunity to chastise a black celebrity, thats gotta be #1 right? Shouldn't Lindsey Lohan being back in rehab be dominating the headlines? Stupid corporate controlled media fucks. And speaking of stupid, honestly, way to go with getting caught with all this bullshit Vick. Was making all those millions in the NFL not enough? Is the true reason you were dogfighting simply because you wanted to know how it felt like to be a winner? Let's face it, you'll never make it to the superbowl and now you'll probably won't make it to a football field ever again. Way to go Valtrex.

The lesson of the year is if you want to get suspended from your job, lose all your sponsorship money, get snitched on and face a possibility of jail-time then follow in the footsteps of one Michael Vick : Dog Hunter.